I hate my phone. I fucking hate it even more when it brakes. Fuck balls this is annoying. Now I need to get a new one. I hate carrying it on me because I have to put in my pocket. It bulges out and it feels uncomfortable. (that didn’t sound right) No, I will not get one of those stupid side clips that are reserved for douchbags and assholes. I hate seeing people where those things. They display it like a badge from Law & Order. What a bunch of cocksuckers… the people with the side clips, not Law & Order. What's worse is when it goes off it is ringing constantly with a song that I have assigned to it eventually making me hate a song that I thought was cool, fuck! Thanks a lot for inventing phones Mr. Bell you dumb fuck.
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